February 2012
“How terrible it is when you say I love you and the person on the other end...”
– Seymour Glass, “Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters (via moochingwarwidows)
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Oh my Lord please shoot me this fic makes me want to smack someone
STOP TREATING SAM LIKE TRASH.
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Win all the Oscars you can folks....
heysammy:
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
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My sister: So, there’re gay people on Game of Thrones?
*immediately thinks of the shaving and blow job scenes that they conveniently cut and imagines how awkward it would probably be later on between Renly and Margaery because he obviously has had Loras before and will always want him more, her BROTHER*
Me: … Yes.
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In my head while reading The Glass Family story:
Seymour: Adrien Brody
Buddy: Michael Fassbender
Boo Boo: Maggie Gyllenhall
Walter & Waker: Jason & Jeremy London
Zooey: Joseph Gordon Levitt
Franny: Zooey Deschanel
Yes, I know some of these people aren’t Jewish.
And I think I’m in love with Buddy Glass.
The reason why there are no shots of Jaqen h'ghar...
swordinthedarkness:
You can’t just throw him in a video, people might faint and be hospitalized.
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